(as of Oct 03,2020 02:12:08 UTC – Details)
Max Murphy’s no-fail plan for kicking this year’s ass and getting his life back on track:
- Forget about the cheating ex. Forget all about him. No more sad sack moping. None of that downer vibe. None of it.
- Look for a new place to live in order to move out of my sister’s basement. Free digs are great but killing my sex life.
- Return the intramural softball league to glory and greatness.
- Fall in fresh, lusty love with Jory Hayzer, the hot new science teacher the minute I see him and his sexy Superman hair.
- Get the hot science teacher on my trivia team. Couples who play together stay together.
- Spend an entire school year wooing the very hot but also very skittish science teacher. Fall in hard, crazy love with him in the process.
- Freak out, screw it all up, and hope to hell there’s a way to make it right.